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Baby no more!  I think I officially have a toddler.  Life has moved into high speed.

This is pre-bed, when he runs around starkers and terrorizes me with hammers, hangers and any other implement he can find with which to hit.

See how he moves so fast you can't even see him?  This is really what it feels like constantly, like "What do you mean F is on the front porch about to fall down the front steps?  He was just right here one second ago!"  or "What is that noise upstairs?  Is that the baby upstairs?!?"  These are not sentences I should be uttering multiple times a day.

Baby gates.  I need baby gates.